Brittany-
Thanks for your time and for considering my band. I do appreciate the
effort you made to audition. In fact I like you so much that I feel
compelled to give you honest feedback for your childish and rude email
to me, which will embarrass you for the rest of your life, if you have
any soul.
1. You are accusing me of sexual overtures that I will make in the
future? You're delusional.
2. If you tell me (or any man, as opposed to boy) you're not
interested, I will hear you. If you don't, which you didn't, I had a
perfect right to flirt, which I did do, at the end of my incredibly
generous afternoon with you, for about 15 seconds. Deal with it. You
are the kind of whiner that makes it hard for women who are actual
victims to be believed. Grow up. Flirting is a human right. If you
don't like the human condition, become a cactus.
3. "speaking another person's words is not at all appropriate for me
right now" Please send me a copy of the lyrics to your two audition
songs asap. Seriously. I shared my art with you a thousand times over
today. Now reciprocate, as a genuine artist would. I have several
friends who want to read the 'words that are appropriate for you right
now'.
4. Didn't I loan you several CDs of mine? Please return them as i am a
poor artist, and I don't intend to give them away to someone who feels
obliged to attack me personally despite the fact that I GAVE YOU a
huge dose of the greatest art you will ever experience, and a full
afternoon of my precious time, and an offer to join a great band.
CDs back please, pronto. Thanks.
Frankie
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Point #4 explains the entire preceding email: he took your decline of his offer as a personal attack, and his ego needed to defend itself have the last word. None of this was necessary to say after your very honest email, save the request to return his CDs.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'm excited to see what you will create!
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